Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
His nipple licking is glorious
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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