not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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