Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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