I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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