and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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