the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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