Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
