Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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