Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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