im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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