This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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