is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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