i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
of course. lets lasso hookers.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
