Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Text me some of your sweat
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
