Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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