I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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