He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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