doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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