Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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