My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
