Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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