oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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