Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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