Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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