I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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