Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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