Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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