how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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