Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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