Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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