Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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