If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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