my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
her vagine was all disorganized.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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