Betty ford says i'm here all night
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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