It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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