ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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