She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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