Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just gargled with NyQuil
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
