if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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