She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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