I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
