its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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