If i come over, it means nothing
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The beer is more important than you right now.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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