Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Pants are for mortals
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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