My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can't turn off my feet"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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