But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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