My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Farmville is her only friend.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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