Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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