it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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