Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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